PLEASE NOTE: Tracking is not offered on orders under $10, as tracked shipping alone costs as much as we sell 1 sticker for! USPS first class, which is used for orders under $10, does NOT offer tracking, can take WEEKS longer than it is supposed to, and is much more likely to be lost in the mail! If you would like to ensure your package arrives in a reasonable timeframe, or at all, simply spend over $10! That's three stickers and we'll throw an additional one in free! Take a look around our store before pulling the trigger on just one sticker and then wondering why it takes weeks to arrive! Thank you

A slap for lovable losers, no account boozers, and honky tonk heroes.

3" x 11.5"

Printed in Texas while listening to "I’ve Always Been Crazy".

Orders over $10 ship faster and with tracking!